“The NBA, I Hate This Game!”

Perhaps hate is too strong a word. I could give a rat's ass about who wins this year’s NBA finals, which begin tonight. Whether it’s the Miami Heat , or the Dallas Mavericks, it makes no difference to me.

However, fake news about sports always can make unlikable sports fun. Case in point, this gem from the Onion today:

Mavericks To Incorporate Machetes Into Hack-A-Shaq Defense