Year of the Dog, biatch.

Happy Lunar New Year! And yes, it is indeed the year of the dog. Randy Jackson, it's your year. DMX, I predict great things for you. I can see it now, hip hop artists everywhere are scrambling to get a new hook that incorporates 'year of the dog' into the next top hit, though it'll probably spell dog "dawg", yaheard!

To quote the Chinese Cultural Center of San Francisco:
Born in the year: 1922, 1934, 1946, 1958, 1970, 1982, 1994, 2006
People born in the Year of the Dog possess the best traits of human nature. They have a deep sense of loyalty, are honest, and inspire other people's confidence because they know how to keep secrets. But Dog People are somewhat selfish, terribly stubborn, and eccentric. They care little for wealth, yet somehow always seem to have money. They can be cold emotionally and sometimes distant at parties. They can find fault with many things and are noted for their sharp tongues. Dog people make good leaders. They are compatible with those born in the Years of the Horse, Tiger, and Rabbit.

Where my dawg's at motherf_#%$!