Nice Guy Deaddie

Chris, Chris, Chris...what the hell happened? 40 years old! Dead. I'll always remember you acting in two of my favorite films, Reservoir Dogs and True Romance. Who could forget Nice Guy Eddie. Even though you were probably known as the less successful, slightly plumper brother of Sean Penn, I think I'd still rather hang with you with you. No question...well, not now of course, since your dead and all...that would be odd....slightly creepy...lots of awkward silences in the conversation. But even sitting next to a corpse would be a more pleasant experience than listening to Sean droll on about his personal missions to save the world. It seems like Mr. Spicoli has gotten too big for his britches these past few years. Just because he nailed Forest Gump's wife, bought a plane ticket to Iraq, and swam around in the bayou with a shotgun after Katrina, and have that renaissance pirate look about you now ta boot, I don't think his poop has stopped stinking. Never forget Shanhai Surprise!

RIP Chris.